So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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