I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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