yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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