it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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