: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Congratulations! We have a period
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