i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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