Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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