Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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