I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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