Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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