why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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