Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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