9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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