Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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