And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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