no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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