she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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