Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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