Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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