There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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