well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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