i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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