And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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