What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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