I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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