Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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