Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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