We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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