Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
