He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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