8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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