No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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