So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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