just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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