Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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