What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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