i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
My life is pants optional.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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