I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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