Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
we're so committed to being not committed
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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