OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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