well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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