let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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