How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Drunk is not a location!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Randomize
