she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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