seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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