I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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