I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Randomize
