Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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