Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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