I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You've changed since you got that strap on
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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