Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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