Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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